butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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