Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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