I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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