what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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