just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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