Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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