Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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