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these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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