I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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