Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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