He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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