no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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