Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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