if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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