1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Randomize
