in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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