You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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