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Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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