Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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