Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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