Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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