you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
