why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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