Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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