I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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