If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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