No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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