HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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