what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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