Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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