So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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