..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
