Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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