Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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