ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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