It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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