white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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