Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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