She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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