i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
