your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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