Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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