Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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