But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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