if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
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