called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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