Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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