making cat noises will not fix the situation.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Randomize
