Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
