I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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