Ambien. No doubt about it.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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