just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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