I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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