could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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